Dr. Gregory House...love him or hate him?

House is the best hospital/medical show EVER. Possibly the best show on TV right now

sorry but Dr. John Dorian is still my favorite tv doctor followed closely by Drs. Eliot Reid, Turk and Cox. don't disrespect, especially in its last season.

and i've never seen house

House irks me.

Every episode is almost IDENTICAL.

Allow me to illustrate:

• Oh my god! This person has some strange and random disease, but WHAT IS IT!!??
  
  Duh duh duuuuhhh....
  
  "You know what?" says one of the doctors, "I bet it's THIS!"
  
  "Nope, " House says, and then quips something very clever, which both hints at the REAL problem and makes the doctor with the suggestion feel like a complete idiot.
  
  "Wait!" says another of House's henchmen, "The blood results are back, so it must be this then!"
  
  "Ha ha ha!" says House. " I know the answer, but I'm gonna not gonna tell YOU!"
  
  Let's keep playing this fun game until the patient almost looses their life and JUST WHEN THEY ARE ON THE BRINK OF DEATH..
  
  "Ah ha!"
  
  "It was herpes all along!" House smirks, eats some pain-killers, then wobbles away with his cane.
  
  The End.

Tune in next week, to witness pretty much the same thing, just a LITTLE BIT different!

It's fun the first time around, but not several seasons worth!


Scrubs RULES!!!!

I agree, scrubs all the wayy =] -- althought i probably cant judge because i've never seen house =p

thank you louise, i have never watched House either, I'm more of an Untold Stories of the ER or Mystery Diagnosis on Discovery Health kinda person.
But thanks to your faux script i'm going to have to tune in. when does this show air on the pictotube?